Here’s a question for you – don’t worry, it’s not exactly Mastermind, more like Celebrity Mastermind – what do the following various luminaries of
the UK music scene have in common?
a) Whiningly
cerebral sonic explorers, Radiohead.
b) The
mega-successful, sub-Radiohead, mysteriously named Coldplay.
c) The
mega-successful, sub-Coldplay, boringly named Keane.
d) Mockney
songstrel, Lily Allen, offspring of yobbish actor-comedian,
Keith Allen.
e) ‘West
London Folk Scene’ alumni Mumford & Sons, Laura Marling and
Noah & The Whale.
f) Florian
Cloud de Bounevialle Armstrong, whose No
Angel was the world’s best-selling album of 2001 (though you will know her
by her other more concise and sniggersome name, Dido).
g) Sickly
balladeer and ex-Household Cavalier, James Blunt.
h) Voluminously
sleeved, super-lunged baroquer, Florence Welch
(she of The Machine).
i)
Gothadelic up-and-comers, The Horrors.
j)
Will ‘Seems Like A Nice Boy’ Young, inaugural Pop Idol winner in 2002
and Matt Cardle, shrill-voiced 2010 X Factor victor.
k) Obnoxious,
tasteless, botoxed music-media mogul, Simon Cowell.
Congratulations - but no cigar - if you figured that as well
as being some of the best-selling pop people both home and abroad, they are all
products of private education, or, if you prefer, the British public school
system (synonyms which used to confuse me and probably still do puzzle
Americans and people learning the English language).
From this point on, by the way, I’m going to use the
abbreviations XPS for ex-public school and XOXB for ex-Oxbridge.
Well, so what, you might ask? Hasn’t the UK music industry always numbered
amongst its movers and shakers a portion of the posh? What about Genesis and
Nick Drake then, and some of Pink Floyd and Queen, and that Joe Strummer of The
Clash – he wasn’t all that he let on, was he? And what of Brian Eno of Roxy
Music and beyond - or to accord him his full name, Brian Peter George St. John
le Baptiste de la Salle Eno (he enjoyed his public school days so much that he
adopted the French part of his monicker from the order of Catholic brothers who
founded the place…)
And then there’s the managers: wasn’t the biggest and best
band of them all managed by an ex-public schoolboy? That, of course, was Brian Epstein, who, as
well as The Beatles, took charge of most of the other scouse oiks of the
Merseybeat era. Robert Wace and Grenville Collins were the toffs who encouraged
The Kinks to pose in pervy hunting outfits complete with whips and thigh–length
leather boots. Kit Lambert who, apart from being assistant director of From Russia With Love, an explorer of
the Amazon (in a boat up the river - not surfing the web) and owning a palazzo
on the Grand Canal in Venice, also managed The Who through their glory years, a
role he shared with the common as muck but well-connected Chris Stamp, brother
of actor, Terence. And not forgetting Simon Napier-Bell, multi-talented
backroom boy, who at various times steered the fortunes of The Yardbirds, Marc
Bolan, Boney M, Japan ,
Ultravox and Wham!
That all of the above past managers were XPS is indeed true,
but you will notice that my original list of performers are 21st century success stories
(although Radiohead started in the 1990s), and my aim here is to wonder at the
increasing prevalence of Posh Pop.
Rock & Prole!
Since the Skiffle and Rock & Roll boom in the second
half of the 1950s, UK Pop and Rock music had been a distinctively and
predominantly working-class phenomenon (before that it had been largely
imported from the USA ).
Lonnie Donegan, Tommy Steele, Cliff Richard, The Beatles, The Kinks, The Who, The
Small Faces, David Bowie, The Bee Gees, Elton John, Rod Stewart, T. Rex, Slade
and The Sex Pistols, to name but a few, were, to varying degrees, significantly
influential and, in most cases, massively successful. Some, especially The
Beatles, but also Bowie and The Pistols had a cultural impact beyond the usual
frontiers of the music industry.
Beyond the ‘60s and ‘70s, Pop and Rock music movements like
Heavy Metal, Disco, Reggae, Punk, New Wave and New Romantic continued to
largely draw its
practitioners from relatively humble origins, with many of
its most notable successes such as Elvis Costello and The Smiths having
attended comprehensive or even secondary-modern schools (the members of U2 all
attended the same Irish comp., for instance, whilst all of The Manic Street
Preachers went to the same Welsh one).
Until the mid-1950s, pop music in the UK had largely been a
matter of importing songs and styles from the USA, with its early solo stars
coming out of the Big Band scene of the 1930s and ‘40s (themselves an imitation
of American counterparts). British dance band leaders such as Billy Cotton, Ted
Heath, Joe Loss and Jack Hylton all came from ordinary backgrounds, as would
have most of their musicians. The UK jazz revival of the ‘50s is
thought of as a more middle-class affair, but as well as Johnny Dankworth,
Humphry Lytlleton and Chris Barber, there were also the more lowly likes of Ken
Colyer, Kenny Ball and Acker Bilk leading the trad bands.
I think it’s fair to say that the entertainment industry, of
which the music business is an intrinsic part, was, for most of the 20th
century, regarded by the middle and upper classes as rather infra-dig, don’t
you know? Noel Coward’s 1930s song, ‘Don’t Put Your Daughter On The Stage, Mrs.
Worthington’ humorously summed up the disreputable consequences of such a
career (interestingly, despite his haughty upper-crust demeanour, Coward’s own
beginnings were far from posh, being barely schooled and on stage himself from
the age of seven).
By and large, middle-class musicians, singers and dancers
were directed into the world of classical and orchestral music, ballet and
opera. The less successful or temperamentally disinclined amongst them may well
have found their way into the demi-monde of
the Music Hall, there to rub shoulders with performers who were their
social inferiors - but who would often have been their professional equals or
even superiors. And in London’s Tin Pan Alley on Denmark Street in Soho, most
of the offices and studios housing impresarios and songwriters would have rang
with working-class voices, albeit sometimes accented with an acquired air above
their station.
Cultural & Political
Backgound
In returning to the Rock era, we now need to consider quite
why there was such an eruption in working-class talent leading up to and during
the fabled Swinging Sixties, before we turn our attention back to the rise of
Posh Pop in the 21st century.
The rise of a new kind of social animal called ‘teenagers’
were being represented in films and on records from America . Dramas like The Wild One (1953), Rebel Without A Cause and
The Blackboard Jungle (both 1955)
created iconic role models out of Marlon Brando and James Dean, whilst rock
& roll vehicles such as The Girl Can’t Help It, Rock Around the Clock (both 1956) and
the early Elvis Presley films introduced startling creatures such as Little
Richard, Gene Vincent and Eddie Cochran as well as Presley himself.
Seen at the time as a progressive reform designed to
increase social mobility, it soon became clear that the vast majority of
students ended up in the bottom tier of the system (Secondary Modern)
irrespective of whether it met their needs. Momentous implications for the
future were thereby decided on the basis of a single exam – essentially an IQ
test (childhood friends, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, later of The Rolling
Stones, lost touch for years when Jagger went to a grammar and Richards to a
Technical school). If you did pass the 11+ well enough to reach a grammar
school, as many a future rock musician would, the world was – if not your
oyster – then at least a place of considerably more possibilities than had
hitherto been the case when the UK state education system was out of date and
out of step with its counterparts in Europe and the US.
Although the Tripartite System may have been designed to
supply the post-war British workforce with a new generation of managers,
artisans and labourers to help the economy through the years of austerity, it
could not have anticipated the counter-cultural tendencies of its more creative
early graduates during the late 1950s as Rock & Roll took hold. The
abolition of Conscription in 1960 also liberated young men from two years of
forced membership in the armed forces. Instead the potential of Higher
Education opened up and although not many ‘50s and ‘60s pop musicians went to
university, quite a few entered those hotbeds of free-thinking, the Art Colleges
(John Lennon, Ray Davies, Pete Townshend, Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck, for
instance).
In the cinema and on stage and TV, the British ‘New Wave’
and ‘Kitchen Sink Dramas’ were beginning to portray the working classes in a
more realistic, perceptive and sympathetic way, the heroes and anti-heroes
often being teenagers. A play like Look
Back In Anger (1956), along with
TV programmes such as Armchair Theatre
(1956-68), The Wednesday Play (1964-70), Coronation Street (1960-) and Z Cars (1962-78); and films like Saturday Night & Sunday Morning (1960),
A Taste Of Honey (1961), A Kind Of Loving, The L-Shaped Room, The Loneliness Of
The Long-Distance Runner (all 1962) and
Billy Liar (1963) were mainly written by working-class authors and opened
up a world that had only previously been glimpsed by a media that had all too
often caricatured the lower orders.
When The Beatles emerged in late 1962, swiftly followed by
the phenomena of Merseybeat, The Beat Boom, Beatlemania and The British
Invasion (of the American pop charts), the final elements were in place for working-classness to become fashionable
for the first time. Clothes designer Mary Quant; hairdresser Vidal Sassoon;
model Twiggy; photographers David Bailey and Terence Donovan; artist David
Hockney; playwrights Harold Pinter, Joe Orton and Denis Potter; musical
composer Lionel Bart; actors Albert Finney, Tom Courtenay and Michael Caine all
hailed from fairly ordinary and sometimes actually poor beginnings (Sassoon
spent half of his childhood in an orphanage)
It was around this time that the cut-glass accents of the
aristocracy and the clipped Received Pronunciation of the middle-class started
to fade into the background – to the point nowadays that you really need quite
a good ear to detect the XPS and XOXB among us (although, of course, they are
much more likely to amongst them:
that is to say, the privileged and high-profile elite who dominate the
contemporary British media scene).
Let’s now take a closer look at this elite.
The Bigger Picture
Occasionally you will still hear someone voice the laughable
notion that Britain
is ‘a classless society’, a drastic misapprehension that gathered some momentum
during the Blairmania, ‘Cool Britannia’ years. Who can forget the nauseating spectacle
of victorious New Labourites after the 1997 General Election in their blue
suits and ties doing an embarrassing approximation of the Dad At A Wedding
Disco shuffle to D:Ream’s ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ chart-topper (featuring
on keyboards the smiley-faced, starry-eyed, future TV poster-boy physicist, XPS
Brian Cox)? Then there was arch-Britpop gobshite, Noel Gallagher of Oasis
hobnobbing with Tony himself at a Number Ten party. ‘Tony’, indeed – Mr. Blair
to you plebs - the first privately educated
UK PM since the early 1960s (Blair’s doomed successor, Gordon Brown,
incidentally, was the latest of only five UK PM’s ever not to have been through the golden gates and ivory towers of
XPS and XOXB).
Meanwhile in the real world, class divisions deepened as the
golden dawn of New Labour darkened into the resounding maxim of The Who’s ‘Meet
the new boss / Same as the old boss’*1. Institutions such as the monarchy and
the House of Lords continued to flourish whilst privatisation galloped apace,
inevitably undermining the NHSS and state education (wherein provision for
music has been more than halved since 1990). Clearly, the UK is not less
class-stratified – let alone ‘classless’ – but has become even more divided, its fundamental
distinctions becoming more and more entrenched.
It is well-known that the Cabinet of the current Coalition
government is stuffed with privately educated millionaires, but what may not be
anywhere near as recognised is the truly remarkable preponderance of the XPS
and XOXB who fill society’s top jobs and most glamorous positions in the media.
In January, 2013, a study by The Sutton Trust*2 – an
organisation which, in its own words, ‘exists to combat educational inequality’
– analysed the 8,000 names that had appeared in the daily birthday lists of the
national press during 2012 (not to be confused with the Queen’s Birthday
Honours List).
The study shows that over
90% of the people in the lists
attended fee-paying or selective secondary schools (i.e. private, direct grant
or grammar schools) compared to only 1% from comprehensive or secondary
modern schools. The figures remained virtually uniform when applied to various
professions such as Public Services, Law, Business, and Acting. In addition, it
was found that two thirds of the Armed Forces were XPS as
well as, perhaps more surprisingly, a
third of the UK ’s 2012
Olympic athletes. Even more disturbingly, it turns out that only 14% of journalists working on national newspapers have attended comprehensive schools: small wonder then, that the British press so often leans to the right…
Olympic athletes. Even more disturbingly, it turns out that only 14% of journalists working on national newspapers have attended comprehensive schools: small wonder then, that the British press so often leans to the right…
Overall, 12% of the names on the elite list had been
to Eton alone and 31% to Oxbridge.
Whilst you’re absorbing these amazing and appalling
statistics, allow me to fashion an informal illustration of how this prevalence
of the posh appears in the everyday world of television. Imagine you’re a dedicated
couch potato and what follows to be an approximation of a typical day’s
viewing:-
* BBC Breakfast – on
the sofa, plugging away with Bill Turnbull and Susanna Reid.
* The Jeremy Kyle Show – with the
master of mid-morning, down-market
moralising.
* River Cottage – back-to-basics
organic nosh with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.
* QI or Only Connect – a choice of brainy game shows
with either the ubiquitous Stephen Fry*3 and chummy Alan Davies or the supremely
supercilious Victoria Coren.
* Pointless – teatime
quizzing with the endlessly affable Alexander Armstrong.
* BBC News At Six –
with Good Humour Man George Alagiah, combining gravitas with geniality.
* Miranda –
la-di-dah sitcom slapstick with Miranda Hart.
* Panorama – with
DJ, quizmaster and current affairs
presenter, Jeremy Vine.
* 20th
Century Battlefields – with lanky, curly, smiley historian Dan Snow.
* Top Gear*4 – Boy’s toys for petrol-heads with
Jeremy Clarkson and his gang.
* Sherlock or Homeland or Birdsong - a choice of top-notch drama with either Benedict Cumberbatch, Damian Lewis or Eddie
Redmayne.
* Newsnight - in-depth post-news analysis with Jeremy
Paxman, Kirsty Wark,
Gavin Esler and Emily Maitlis.
* Bremner, Bird &
Fortune or The Stewart Lee Comedy
Vehicle – a choice of edgy, late-night alternative comedy between the trio
of satirists or the ramblingly acerbic anti-populist piss-taker.
And so, for the time being, to bed. But consider this before
nodding off – every single one of the names in this imaginary TV schedule are
XPS. Turnbull, Fearnley-Whittingstall, Lewis and Redmayne all went to Eton ; Fry, Armstrong, Snow, Paxman, Maitlis, Bird ,
Fortune and Redmayne (him again) are XOXB. And this is just the tip of the
iceberg – and mainly the BBC iceberg at that…
It has not been my intention here to attack all of these XPS
and XOXB celebrities as artists. Many of them are very talented artists in
their field and I doubt that many, if any of them, actually chose to attend
private schools (although no-one is forced to go to Oxford ,
Cambridge or
the other prestigious universities that tend to crop up in their CVs). It must
be awful for them when people go on and on about their silver spoons: poor
little Benedict Cumberbatch, for example, is apparently so fed up with up with
it that for two pins he’d jolly well up
sticks and go to America just to get away from the carping about his time at
Harrow and all that rot. Meanwhile, Frances King, the headmistress at Roedean,
top private school for gels, has already turned her back on the ‘irksome’ UK for pastures new in Switzerland , bewailing the
necessity to ‘constantly…defend independent education’. All rather reminiscent,
what, of the gnashing of teeth in
London’s ‘Square Mile’ where all those beleaguered and besmirched bankers are
threatening to leave the old Green & Pleasant behind if their nice casino
is regulated even a tinsy-winsy bit more.
No, it’s just that I’m rather sceptical as to whether the
stars above would have enjoyed quite such a seamless ascension to the firmament
had they not been able to avail
themselves of the rarefied perks that their expensive education has conferred
upon them – if, say, they’d gone to ordinary state schools. It is also worth
pointing out that the so-called ‘North-South Divide’ is very much alive and
well – and strikingly evident in these lists of the XPS that I’ve compiled
here. Overwhelmingly, these people hail from the south in general and London in particular.
The fact of the matter is that privately educated people
from privileged backgrounds in the UK find at their disposal a succession of
doors opening which allow them to optimise their life-chances for more
effectively than ‘ordinary folk’. In terms of following a career in music, for
example, they are far more likely to enjoy access to musical instruments in the
home and at schools where much greater provision for music lessons is available
than at the local comp. In addition, they are more likely to be offered and to
be able to afford extra tuition as well as equipment for performing. If they do
get their show on the road, their level of commitment to the trials and
tribulations of gigging in the early days may well be tempered by the knowledge
that they will have their cushy home background to fall back on if it doesn’t
work out.
But no matter what career the XPS choose, they will always
have ‘the Old School Tie’ network of Old Boys & Girls to give them a leg
up, as well as the connections of well-placed family and friends to smooth
their way. Nepotism, as well as preferentiality, may also work in their favour
– after all, it’s not what you know but
who you know that is so often the key to success, isn’t it? Behind them,
the security of capital, property and a prestigious educational pedigree;
before them, the world!
Being XPS may not be a guarantee of worldly success but, in
modern Britain ,
it indisputably and inequitably enhances your chances of being at the front of
the queue.
Rather disappointingly, working-class rock stars are apt to
become more conventional as they grow older (a tendency which, to be fair, they
share with society at large). So it is that we find John Lydon in a silly TV
commercial flogging butter and arsing about on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!, whilst Bryan Ferry staunchly defends his Etonian sons for
their militancy on behalf of the Country Alliance.
The UK
establishment has a way of gathering unto it the noisy, rebellious children
of rock music once they’re of a certain
age and have accumulated vast riches not only for themselves but, also via
their exportability, for the Treasury. Ennoblement and assimilation is
available for the favoured few - arise The Knights Of The Sound Table: Sirs Cliff Richard, Paul McCartney, George
Martin, Elton John, Bob Geldof Tom Jones and Dame Shirley Bassey*5.
Now and then, the glittering prizes are declined – David
Bowie has apparently refused a CBE and a
knighthood, whilst John Lennon famously sent back his MBE*6, and John Lydon
turned one down (a decision which lends credibility to his claim that he only
did the adverts and reality TV in order to finance his re-launch of PIL).
Now, let me say before finishing, that I would hate to be
without the contribution made to the creative arts by the middle classes. In
the music business alone, I would really miss the effortless pop mastery of say,
Manfred Mann; the classic Beatlesque beauty of The Zombies; and the R & B
punch and dazzling psychedelia of The Yardbirds. Neither do I ever go too long
without listening to the soulful ‘Big Music’ of Mike Scott and his Waterboys or
the sophisticated wit and tunefulness of Neil Hannon and his Divine Comedy -
both of them XPS. And my shelves would certainly be poorer if they were
suddenly denied the exquisite presence of convent girls like Dusty Springfield,
Marianne Faithfull and Kate Bush.
I do wonder though, whether they would all have got as far
as they have if they had attended what Tony Blair once memorably described as
‘bog-standard comprehensives’. There should be a level playing field - although
various governments have sold off many of the playing fields used by state
schools. Whilst we can still be fairly sure that the field of popular music contains
many working-class heroes, the rise of the XPS in its contemporary ranks, makes
me wonder how long it will be before they attain a similar ascendancy to that
which they enjoy in the other walks of life described above.
N. B.
*1 - from ‘Won’t Get Fooled Again’ by The Who.
*2 - The Sutton Trust’s full report along with press
reaction to it is available to read online at www.suttontrust.com
*3 - It has been calculated that during the Christmas and
New Year period of 2012/13, Stephen Fry appeared in no less than 189 TV programmes including repeats. Now
that’s what I call ubiquitous!
*4 - You might be surprised to learn that, of Clarkson’s
right-hand men, haughty, floppy-haired James May went to a comprehensive school,
whilst Boy Next Door daredevil Richard Hammond went private.
*5 - ‘Honorary Knighthoods’ preclude recipients from using
titles such as ‘Sir’ or ‘Dame’. Thus, U2’s sainted Bono can’t be referred to as
‘Sir Bono’ on account of being Irish.
*6 - Some say that social class is simply a state of mind.
John Lennon, who is routinely called
The Middle-Class Beatle, never really seemed to have a middle-class state of
mind, despite being rumoured to have voted Tory at his first opportunity,
before going on to become a hero of the counter-culture. If growing up in a
semi-detached house and attending a grammar school constitutes your definition
of what it takes to be middle-class, then so be it, but let’s not forget some
important context to go with the labelling shorthand. Until the age of five,
Lennon lived in a terraced house with his working-class parents
before being abandoned by his father,
a cook in the merchant navy. He was then given
away by his lovable but feckless and
less than capable mother to her older sister, the rather hoity-toity and
semi-dwelling Mimi, who, however, was soon to be widowed and taking in lodgers
in order to make ends
meet. During his adolescence,
Lennon’s mother was knocked over and killed
by a car. He left school having failed
all of his exams and all through his astonishing
but tragically short life, retained his regional
accent.